Survey ...

According to a recent survey Married women are heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge...

Take a Lesson...!

All of us could take a Lesson from the Weather.
It pays no Attention to Criticism !!!

Keyboard of life ...!

On the Keyboard of life,
Always keep one finger on the Escape key.

What's Politics...?

Boy ; Dad, what's politics?

Dad ; Let me set an example with our family. I have all the
money so we will call me the management. Mom receives
most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the
maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby
brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy ; I still don't understand dad.

Dad ; Think about it for a while son. That night the boy
wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in
and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his
mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but
she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the
door but no one hear him. The next day...

Boy ; Dad I understand politics now.

Dad ; Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Boy ; The management is screwing the working class
while the government is fast asleep. The people are being
ignored and the future is full of SHIT !!!