Wednesday, May 14, 2008

What is SEX ???

Alarm clock
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the garage. Daddy, what is sex The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. did you ask that question, honey? Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of SECS.

Nobody Cares...!

If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
Try missing a couple of car payments!!!

Man talking

Woman's Birthday...!

A Gentleman is a man who always remembers a Woman's Birthday
but never remembers her Age !!!

Boss

The Formula _A = X + Y + Z_ ???

Albert Einstein

If A equals Success, then the Formula is _A = X + Y + Z_.

X is Work.Y is Play. Z is Keep your Mouth Shut !!!