The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking , cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything To convey his feelings of love to you.
The perfect man is sweet , And kisses your pain away
He will never make you cry or hurt you in any way
Hell, f*ck this stupid poem The perfect man is Gay.
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