Before & After Marriage ...

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all
night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Somewhere ...!

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our Anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said ...
So I Suggested the Kitchen !!!

Married Life ...!

Married life is very frustrating.
The First year of marriage,The man speaks and the woman Listens.
The Second year,The woman speaks and the man Listens.
The Third year, They both speaks and the neighbors Listens !!!

Atomic bomb..!

Atomic bomb ; An invention to destroy all inventions !!!

Birthdays...!

Birthdays are like Glazed Donuts, Sometimes it's
better not to Remember how many you've Had !!!

$10 Dollars ...!

If you lend somebody $10 Dollars and never
see that person again, it was probably worth it!!

Electricity ... !

If it weren't for Electricity!!!




















We would all be watching Television by Match light !

Sooner or Later ...!

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package Sooner !!Publish Post!

Nobody is ever satisfied ...

Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich !

Rich men wish they were handsome !

Handsome men wish they were bachelors !

Bachelors men wish they were married !

Married men wish they were dead !

Dead men wish to come back to life and get married again !!!

Blame...

If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer !

New Position ...!

Husband : Shall we try a new position tonight?
Wife : Sure. You stand by the ironing board
and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!!!

Someday...!

SOMEDAY is not a day of the WEEK !!!

Saturday
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Someday

Two percent ...!

Ninety-Eight Percent of the adults in the Countries are Decent,
hard Working and Honest !

It's the other Lousy Two Percent that get all the Publicity.
But Then !! We Elected Them !!!

Married and Single Men ...!

Married men live Longer than Single Men do,
but Married Men are a lot more Willing to Die !!!

Out of Debt !!!

In a loan company or a bank ;

Now you can borrow enough money
to get completely out of debt !!!