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Sunday, May 11, 2008
Beer Consumption ...!
The FDA is considering additional Warnings on Beer and Alcohol
Bottles, such as:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like an asshole.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the
same boring story over and over again until your friends want
to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay
shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
in the morning and see something really scary (whose species
and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really,
really big guy named Thor.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an disruption in the
space-time continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps
of time may seem to "disappear."
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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