Sincerer Love ...!

There is no sincerer love than the love of Food

Men's Rooms ...!

I am barely sitting down when I hear a voice
from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation or
fraternize in men's rooms at a rest stop but,
I don't know what got into me,

so I answer, somewhat embarrassedly: "Not bad!"
And the other guy says: "So what's up with you?"
What a question? At that point, I'm thinking this is
too bizarre so I say: "I'm like you, just traveling east!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously... "LISTEN!!! I'll have to
call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all my questions, bye!"

Keep a Wife Happy ...!

Only two things are Necessary to keep one's Wife Happy.
One is to let her Think she is having her Own Way,
And the other is to Let Her have It !!!