The grossest thing for me to see
is my bathroom floor all full of pee
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Don't they see-there is a hole?
Out in the woods they think it's cute
to see how far a guy can "shoot."
But in the house, it's plain to see...
there is a bowl in which to pee
(It's usually white and kinda round
you hit the water, not the ground.)
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Is it a problem with control?
If not control, then tell me why...
they make the bathroom such a sty?
Come on guys, get a clue!
You know what you have to do
Be a human not a pig
and don't forget to lift the lid.
When your done, make it flush
don't always be in such a rush.
Then take the lid and push it down
(don't made us women feel like clowns)
Falling in, it is not fun-
getting water on your bums
Zip up your pants and you're all done
now wasn't that alot of fun??
Keep this little poem in mind~
your woman will find you very kind.
