Money ...!

Money may not buy Happiness, but sure
makes Misery much Easier to Live With!!!

Impossible...!

Whoever said nothing is impossible,
Never tried Slamming a Revolving Door!

Every, Some, Any, and Nobody...

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody,
Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was
asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody
got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody
realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up
that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did
what Anybody could ...

Mother in Law.!

A husband said to his wife ; No, I don't hate your relatives.
In fact, I love your Mother-in-law better than I like mine !!!

Purpose in Life ...!

It may be your Sole Purpose in Life
to serve as a Warning to Others !!!