Photographic Memory ...!

Everyone has a Photographic Memory. Some just don't have Film,
Others was never Developed and the rest their brain doesn't support
the old Fashioned Cameras !!!

Women Existence...!

If Women didn't Exist, all the Money in the World
would have no Meaning !!!

You and Your Boss ...

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping
your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.
When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.

Love at First Sight ...!

Love at First Sight ; What occurs when two extremely horny,
but not entirely choosy people meet !!!