Humorous Dispassionate ...!: December 2008

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

I used up all my Sick Days, So I'm calling in Dead !‍‍‍!!

Join The Army, Visit Exotic Places,
Meet Strange People, Then Kill Them !!!

The Truth is out there! Does anyone know the URL ???

There are Three sides to any Argument ;
Your side, My side and the Right side!!!

Insanity is Hereditary, You get it from your Kids !!!

Middle age is when the broadness of the mind
and the narrowness of the waist change places !!!

Everybody is Somebody Else's Weirdo !!!

I like Work, It Fascinates me,
I sit and look at it for Hours !!!

A Consultant is someone who takes a Subject
you Understand and makes it Sound Confusing!!!

Some people are Afraid of Heights, I'm afraid of Widths !!!

Always Remember that you are Absolutely Unique.
Just like Everyone Else!!!

He Who Laughs Last, Has not yet heard the Bad News !!!

When you’re Right, No One Remembers.
When you’re Wrong, No One Forgets!!!

An Egotist has one point in his favor,
He doesn't go around talking about other People!!!