Extra Mile ...!

I always try to go the extra mile at work,
but my Boss always finds me and brings me back!!!

Last Word ... !

A woman always has the last Word in the Argument.
Everything he says after,
It's a beginning of a new Argument!!!

Optional...!

Growing old is Mandatory, but Growing up is Optional!!!

Remote Control ...?

What do you call the Guys who are willing to get off their Sofa
to Search the entire room for the TV remote because they
Refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel Manually !!!

Getting Married ...!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that !!!

Everyone Wonder...!

Keep Smiling ,
It makes everyone wonder what you're Up To !!!

Wise...!

Some folks are Wise and some Otherwise !!!

Five Secrets to Romantic Happiness ...!

Five Secrets to Romantic Happiness ...!

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house,
cooks and cleans and who has a job .

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh .

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie .

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves
to be with you .

5. It is important that these four men never meet !!!

Work is Terrific...!

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it!

Good Things in Life...!

Anything good in Life is Either Illegal, Immoral, or Fattening !
Anything not fitting into these categories Causes Death or
Someone Pregnant!!!

Somebody Else ...!

Everything is funny as long as it is Happening to Somebody Else !!!

You Know What You Have To Do...!

The grossest thing for me to see
is my bathroom floor all full of pee

Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Don't they see-there is a hole?

Out in the woods they think it's cute
to see how far a guy can "shoot."

But in the house, it's plain to see...
there is a bowl in which to pee

(It's usually white and kinda round
you hit the water, not the ground.)

Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Is it a problem with control?

If not control, then tell me why...
they make the bathroom such a sty?

Come on guys, get a clue!
You know what you have to do

Be a human not a pig
and don't forget to lift the lid.

When your done, make it flush
don't always be in such a rush.

Then take the lid and push it down
(don't made us women feel like clowns)

Falling in, it is not fun-
getting water on your bums

Zip up your pants and you're all done
now wasn't that alot of fun??

Keep this little poem in mind~
your woman will find you very kind.

A Prayer ...!

Dear LORD,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man,
Love to forgive him, Patience for his Moods.

Because LORD, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to Death.
AMEN

Eye Contact ...!

Many Men have Difficulty looking a Woman Directly in the Eyes,
not Necessarily due to Shyness, but usually due to the fact that
a Woman's Eyes are not Located in her Chest.!!!

Smart X Stupid = ???

Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + stupid woman = Affair
Stupid man + stupid woman = Pregnancy
Stupid man + smart woman = Wedding

Divorce ...!

Statistically,100% of all the causes of Divorce started with Marriage!!

Easy ...!

A Term used to describe a woman who has the
Sexual Morals of a Man !!!