Be Sure...!

When a man opens the door of his car for
his wife, You can be sure of one Thing ;
Either the Car is New or the Wife !!!

Deep Need...!

Man Invented Language to satisfy his Deep Need to Complain !!!

Wasn't your Fault....!

Quote from the Boss ; I didn't say it was your fault.
I said I was going to blame it on You !!!

A Candidate...!

A Candidate is someone who gets money from the rich
and votes from the poor to protect them from each other !!!

Women's two Weapons ...!

Women have Two Weapons, Cosmetics and Tears !!!

Instinct ...!

What makes men chase women who they have no intention of marrying ?

The same instinct that makes dogs chase cars they have
no intention to drive!!!

Politician's Commandments...!

" Thou Shall Steal ", " Thou Shall Commit Adultery ",
" Thou Shall Bare False Witness ", " Thou Shall Lie ",
" Will Go to SENATE "...!